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sprinklers
hose
cat heads
markers
pickle jars
tube socks
plant stands
tennis racquets
ping pong
basements
spying
stashed penthouse magazines
swing
mattress
terrier
doorbell
baker boy
kick the can
squirt gun
bubbles
drapes
house sitting
mice
baskets
tingle
underwear ads
suntan lotion
juice
lemon ice
playgirl
rubber masks
slide shows
ho rs devres
coffee and dessert
divorce
neighbors
garage brooms
tool kits
turpentine rags
filling stations
peanut brittle